In or Out: Jennifer Lopez

Oh, Jenny. No, dear. Just no.

Jennifer Lopez attends Samsung's 9th Annual Four Seasons of Hope Gala at Cipriani Wall Street in New York City in Emilio Pucci.

Emilio Pucci Spring 2010 Collection
Model: Alla Kostromichova

First off, there is disagreement Chez T Lo regarding the dress. Lorenzo likes the one the model's wearing; Tom doesn't like it at all.

Second, oh we are going to get in SO MUCH trouble for this but it has to be said: she doesn't have the body for this dress anymore. That's not a crime, especially since she has a slamming body by any definition, it's just that she's really past the point where belly-baring gowns look bold and sexy on her. Now they look too tight and frankly, way too desperate. How could she not see what those two metal...things were doing to her stomach? She has mirrors, right? And her hair seems to get bigger every time we see her, leading us to believe she's well on her way to televangelist wife hair, which is just a stopover on the way to drag queen hair.

She went through a several-year period where she was dressing really well and getting away from the South Beach-style club wear of her Puff Daddy days but she seems to be regressing. We don't know if it's a career crisis or a mid-life one, but she's fallen several rungs down the fabulous ladder in the past year or so.

She's a beautiful woman and when she pulls herself together she can be breathtaking, but Jenny honey, it's time to face facts. You're not a fly girl anymore.

OUT.

Now if you'll excuse us, having informed a beautiful woman that she's too old and not skinny enough for a certain dress, we're going to be hiding in our bunker while the bricks start flying our way.

[Photo Credit: wireimage.com/gettyimages.com/style.com]

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